Naked, Retro, Adventure, Newbie, Bambi or Lifer…
Forget the category we’re all Bikers.

Running out of talent [again] and sliding along the tarmac, shedding most of the skin from my leg was one the reasons I stopped riding motorcycles for many years. One. Having children, the loss of a friend in a motorcycling accident and one of my besties being in a coma for months following another off, were also contributing factors that led to the leathers being hung up. Over the years though, the lure of riding a motorcycle gnawed at me. I still went to the odd race meeting, enjoyed watching the TT on television and many of my friends still rode motorcycles. Finally, the desire to return to two wheels was impossible to ignore and it was time to make a purchase.
Walking back into a motorcycle showroom for the first time in eons was an incredibly exciting experience, like being a kid on Christmas Day. I was however surprised when the salesman said, “so you are a born-again biker then, a Bambi”. It was the first time I had heard the term and after he had explained the Bambi bit [Born Again Middle Aged Biker] I was not sure whether I liked it. Type the phrase into any search engine and plenty of articles appear; most of these make pretty depressing reading and link the term to accidents involving bikers of a certain age who have recently returned to motorcycling.
My great pal Carl started motorcycling last year. He loves the freedom, friendship and camaraderie motorcycling provides and, having an interest in engines and fast cars, two wheels seemed a natural progression. He was bemused to hear the term “Newbie” used to describe him; particularly as he will not see sixty again! At 5Four HQ, Guy and Chris have not had a break in their biking. A motorcycle has been a feature in their garages for the last five decades and thus the boys fall into the category of lifelong bikers or “Lifers.” We certainly like to put people and things in boxes and name them and there would appear to be a category for us all!
During my motorcycle sabbatical I returned to horse riding for my thrills. Whilst the sense of speed was missing, there were many similarities: me with something dangerous between my legs against the terrain for long hard miles. Interestingly no term or group name was given to me as a returning equestrian. So why is it we feel the need to categorise so many aspects of motorcycling? Café Racer, Naked, Tourer, Streetfighter, Middleweight, Retro, the list goes on. At the end of the day, we are all bikers no matter what motorcycle we ride and no matter when we started doing it.
Reassuringly, it is not only in the world of motorcycling that we like to categorise. According to Psychologist Alfred Caramazza at Harvard University, our brains have always been wired for categorisation. Humans had to distinguish between living and non-living things and this wiring enabled our ancestors to know when to run away from possible predators. Metacognition Specialist Jocelyn Campbell believes that finding patterns, making connections, and categorising things are all part of “association thinking”. The unconscious part of the brain processes everything associatively rather than logically or analytically. Associative thinking is fast and nonlinear, and we always have access to it. This is a good thing as it brings order to our world.
The danger of categorising things into groups is the tendency to apply stereotypes to these groups. Like the horror headlines on BAMBIs being responsible for many motorcycle accidents, Newbies being best avoided until they know how to ride, Lifers being set in their ways and Italians drive flashy red cars and live at home with their mothers. No one likes to be thought of as a stereotype; nor do we want to see ourselves as treating others that way. In his book the Ego Trick, Julian Baggini suggests that “Human beings think in terms of stereotypes for good reasons. Without mental shortcuts, we simply couldn’t get by. There is just too much information to process, and we often have to be quite crude as to how we filter it”.
So, there it is, we cannot avoid categorising and stereotyping as this skillset has been hardwired into our brains by evolution. Whether we can hide behind the evolutionary excuse or not, putting bikes and bikers into certain boxes annoys the hell out of Guy and me. We have no desire to label any motorcycle or place it in a certain named group. We will continue to view each machine on its merits. As for motorcyclists, let’s forget about the moniker, Newbie, Bambi or Lifer, when on two wheels, we are all bikers and that is a very cool category to be in! Stay safe!
References
Are Our Brains Wired For Categorization? Nicole Branon. January 1st 2010. www.scientificamerican.com
Why Do We Categorize, Stereotype, and Label Each Other? Jocelyn Campbell. www.farthertogo.com
Baggini J. The Ego Trick. ISBN 978 1 84798 273 2. Granta Publications. London 2011
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