Bulging Pockets, Boxes & Lumpy Saddlebags:
Why sometimes less is more on a Motorcycle

I hate anything bulging in the pockets of my jeans. It is not a cool look; jeans should look like jeans and not like a cowboy’s lumpy saddlebags. Anyone who thinks a mobile phone, wallet and set of keys stuffed into their trouser pockets is a good look should think again. I believe the same rules should apply for motorcycles – they should look like motorcycles and not pack mules traversing the Himalayas.
It is a mystery to me why so many bikers feel the need to load up their bikes with all kinds of boxes, bags and paraphernalia. Understandable if headed for the next frontier, not so much for a short blast to a café. When discussing motorcycle luggage with Guy and Chris our opinions diverge rapidly. Guy and Chris seek to defend their array of boxes, bags and assorted bungees by claiming these things are required for camping trips and ramble on about summers past and fabulous motorcycle trips to Le Mans or Bol d’Or, loaded with their tenting gear. I just don’t buy it. I have not been able to venture under canvas since an unsavoury incident on a cub scout camp in 1972. Whilst this unfortunate experience might be clouding my judgement, until recently, unlike Forrest Gump and Jenny, I have been of the belief that motorcycles and camping do not go together like peas and carrots.
Guy’s stories however are slowly changing my opinion and research tells me that this camping malarky is far more popular than I realised. In her Blog on motorcycle camping Sheila Kiggins reminds readers that back in the 1960s the Camping and Caravanning Club was famous for never turning a biker away. Fifty years later they continue to welcome two-wheeled campers and are proud to state that “bikers are welcome on all of our campsites”. According to the Great Britain Tourism Survey [GBTS] over 15 million camping trips are taken each year. If, as the Department of Transport inform us, motorcyclists make up 2% of the motoring population and if only 10% of those motorcyclists like to camp, the barrack room mathematician in me has calculated that over 30,000 camping trips are made each year on a motorcycle! That is a big number and one that requires a lot of baggage to move that stuff around.
Remaining in statistician mode the global market for luggage and travel bags was $23billion in 2019 and is expected to grow to $31billion by 2025. The global backpack market alone is worth $19billion. We buy a lot of baggage and some of us more than others. Thus far my only concessions to motorcycle luggage – a cool little Kriega tail bag and a hard-shell backpack are overshadowed by Guy’s array of leather panniers and various animal hide pouches and the assortment of luggage Chris has at his disposal. Whether this kit be for camping or not we certainly like to buy a lot of luggage for our motorcycles.
My question is this: if not camping or lugging a load of gear for work and if you are not a despatch rider, why not leave the bags off a motorcycle? Like unsightly bulges in our strides, it is not the image of a rebel. Well not mine. In the past at BSB or on occasion at Wheels & Waves you would have been able to spot Guy easily. He was the fella hunched over, burdened by the weight of his overnight impediments, all strapped up around him and his ride looking like a good night out in a S&M den. I would have been easier to locate – at the bar, unencumbered with any packaging. Yet my head has been turned, maybe the Pandemic has contributed to my changing viewpoint, maybe Guy has worn me down. Whatever the reason, once the latest Lockdown ends and COVID rules allow, the great outdoors beckons. This summer you are likely to find me with a set of sling over panniers (so I can revert back to stripped down cool after the trip) on the back of my 5Four, singing songs around the campfire with Guy! Stay safe!
References
Forrest Gump. Motion Picture. Release Date July 23rd 1994. Paramount Pictures. www.paramount.com
Motorcycle Camping: Why The Forest Is Biker-Friendly. Sheila Kiggins. www.camoingintheforest.com
Great Britain Tourism Survey: January To December 2015. www.gov.uk
National Travel Survey 2016. July 27th 2017. Department For Transport. https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/national-travel-survey-2016.
Luggage & Travel Bags Market Research Report By Type, Product & Distribution Channel. July 2020. www.reportlinker.com
Photo Credit: Lonerider Motorcycle. www.lonerider-motorcycle.com
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